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Murphy's Law

 
16.  
The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

17.  
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

18.  
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

19.  
Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

20.  
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.


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