21.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
22.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
23.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
24.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
25.
It is always the wrong time of month.